· No, no, you see, Tom Cruise is doing this on purpose. Of course! [NY Mag]

· When you crash your car into a famous person, here’s how you can make money off it. [Slate]

· People are still talking about Jonathan Safron Foer. We think. We just like the picture of Radar on Radar. [YankeePotRoast]

· So, in other words: You Vassar cunts can just stay the hell out. [CraigsList]


· A strange man appears to challenge Coldplay to a fight. [NYT]—WL

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