The Doctor likes his meat

• The Doctor, still fired up over the Jessica Alba tit pictures decided to prescribe s'more Alba, and all these HOT pics!

• Spice Girls AXED from Live 8? Make up yer minds already.

• Is that Paris showing us her overexposed teets, or is it someone that looks like Paris? Either way, someone's showing us their teets, and that's just what the Doctor ordered!!

• Three more acts added to the Siren Fest. Arcade Fire still a possib. Indigestion is a definite.

• Ms Mod points in the direction of a handy list of all of NYC's free summer shows!

more cine-newa the Doctor can appreciate

• Simpsons movie frynally moves into pre-productionville. Why does it have to be 2005, and not 1995?

• Christian Bale vs Brandon Routh, the movie EVERYONE'S been waiting for.

• Sequel MADNESS: 36 Candles? Jaws 5-D? 3 Men & A Middle-Aged Hag?

The Doctor feels Youth must be served!

· No, no, you see, Tom Cruise is doing this on purpose. Of course! [NY Mag]

· When you crash your car into a famous person, here’s how you can make money off it. [Slate]

· People are still talking about Jonathan Safron Foer. We think. We just like the picture of Radar on Radar. [YankeePotRoast]

· So, in other words: You Vassar cunts can just stay the hell out. [CraigsList]


· A strange man appears to challenge Coldplay to a fight. [NYT]—WL

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speaking of vassar cunts...

According to Mr. Stephan Thomas Erlewine in his review of the new Limp Bizkit record on AMG: "...Not for nothing has his name become a synonym for 'worst' in the blogosphere: Durst doesn't seem to have any sense of perspective or sense of self."


The Doctor, upon being asked for a second opinion, concurs, especially after seeing the Fred Durst Sex tape

Since the Doctor refused to do the surgery, much as he would love to get his hands on the precious endowments of lindsey lohan Disney has spent over $1MM "digitally downsizing" her teesfor the new Herbie flick!



And speaking about love pillows and the like, how about Mandy Moore's booty?. For these snaps are 100 percent redonk. [via JJB]